Sex with a Cucumber

Hello webmaster,

A few months back I'd had a fight with my ex boyfriend, and I was pretty pissed at him. I was horny, and I certainly wasn't about to ask him for sex since I was still mad. I went into the kitchen and found a bag of cucumbers on the table. I took one, went into the bedroom, and started pleasuring myself with it. I got it all good and sticky while I got off. Afterwards, I washed it off well with hot water and soap. His mom was coming over for dinner that night, so I went ahead and started on dinner which was a Mediteranean theme including dishes such as tabouli and cucumber salad. Yep, I put that cucumber in the salad. His mom loved the meal so much, and I had to try so hard to keep from cracking up when she kept asking for more. Revenge (and cucumber salad) is a dish best served cold. :)

He still doesn't know to this day and I still tell it to everyone who will listen. I have 2 pictures to go along with this story. Sorry about the quality but they were taken with my webcam just now. I had a good time doing that too. Thanks a bunch! - Lea