I guess the bit you're interested in is that my husband dared me to send some sex pics we've taken to your site.
After he agreed to make them anonymous, I agreed to send them to you. It was that or go to the neighbours and ask to borrow a bowl of sugar... NAKED. Since I reckon me standing there in the buff would have given old man Watts a heart attack, you won.
At least I got hubby to walk past the window with a hard-on. There was nearly an accident on the road and had I been wearing any there, would nearly have been an accident in my knickers.