Pizza Man Sex

Pizza Man gets the Full Monty

BY: Leanne

I've posted this before on other sites but I like yours so I'll retell it here. Since I had my baby last Jan. I've been topless around the house most of the time, so I can nurse him when necessary, and sometimes I just don't bother to put any clothes on at all. I've done a lot of naughty things over the years, and many people have seen me naked. but I'd never flashed a pizza guy. I’d heard so much about others doing it, though, that I figured I might as well, just for fun! One day a few months ago I called our usual pizza place and ordered a large vegie. In the other “flashing the pizza guy” stories I’ve heard, no one just answered the door topless, so when the pizza guy arrived, I gave him the “full Monty”! When I saw him get out of his car and start up the walk, I opened the door and struck a pose.

He saw me, stumbled just a bit, and almost lost hold of my pizza! But he made it to the door, mumbled the amount I owed him, and tried to find someplace else to look, which is nearly impossible when you’re talking to someone who’s stark naked. I paid him, including a good tip, he thanked me, then he turned quickly and headed back to his car. And no, he didn’t offer me any extra sausage with my pizza. I wasn’t looking for that in any case. Not yet. I took the pizza inside and ate a couple of slices in the nude; it’s so nice not to have to worry about getting pizza sauce and cheese on your clothes. It’s even nicer when you have someone there to lick it off of you!! I know – Hubby and I did that later with the rest of the pizza!!!