We were staying at a resort in Scottsdale. We had a room on the ground floor and kind of in the back of the resort. We had just got back from the pool and my wife was in the shower. I was at the table just inside the sliding glass door, which was wide open.
When she came out from her shower she was totally naked and the suitcase was right be the open sliding glass door. Now there was no way anyone could see in because of the layout and it was very private. What she did not count on was the lawn guy coming to with in a few feet of the patio to connect a hose.
So there she is totally naked, a few feet from the door and some guys comes walking up. She looks over and realizes there is no where to go or hide. He sees her and says he is sorry over and over, but I know my wife liked it because she was as horney as I have seen her in years that night.