This is one of the craziest things that has ever happened to me in all the years I've been enjoying sex since losing my Virginity to my girlfriend when I was 18. That was years ago. In that time I have had sex with many women in many places and in many different ways.
A few months ago, I was puttering around in my workshop when my wife wandered in asking me to fix a garden tool for her. She asked me what I was working on and I jokingly answered, "I'm making a new toy for you to play with at our next house party." She said that sounded like fun and wanted to know how it worked. I told her to give me another hour and she could come back and try it out.
I had just finished the MACHINE when she came back. "How's it going?" I said, "Ready for action". She looked at this thing on my workbench and said, "OK what is it and how does it work?" I said, "It's a Fucking machine and here's how it works." I turned it towards her and all it is is a wooden box about a foot and a half square and another foot high. Out of one end was an arm with a large dildo on the end of it. I turned on the switch and the arm started moving in and out of the box. It has 2 speeds and the height is fully adjustable She watched it for a bit and asked what I had made it from. She laughed loudly when I told her it was a battery charger and the windshield wiper motor from a car. "OK" she said, when do I get to try it out?"
I put the machine on the floor and got an old blanket for her to lay on. She quickly removed her clothing and lay down in front of the machine and spread her legs. "Get that thing going, I'm horny just anticipating. I got the height set and got the dildo positioned in front of her pussy and turned it on. We had lubed it and her pussy so it just started stroking back and forth, in and out of her. "OH WOW!!' this is great!" She had 3 orgasms before I could get her to stop. She was getting her breath back and she was panting as she said, "WOW!! this is gonna be a hit at the next house party. All the girls are gonna go nuts using this thing.
Just to see what kind of response I would get, I put an ad online. I got several replies and one of them sounded interesting. It said, "Please let me get fucked by your machine Tomorrow morning. It's my 45th Birthday and I want to do something OFF THE WALL." I sent her the address and directions and my cell number and she said she would be at my place around 10 am.
My wife went out for coffee with her girlfriend and I waited................Cell phone rings.. "I'll be a bit late......couldn't decide what to wear" I said, "Wear nothing " She said, "I can't come to your door naked......the neighbors......" I described the layout of my house and told her nobody can see the porch from any direction. She said, "OK you're on!...naked it is but you better be naked when you open that door!" I said I was an older man and she wouldn't be interested in my naked body. She said, "I love it when an old man feels me up. I get really horny when an old man touches me." I said OK and waited.......cell rings...."I'll be a few more minutes.......I made a wrong turn." I waited 2 minutes and heard a car door shut. I was naked and had a hard on awaiting. I waited another minute and peeked out the window. She was almost to the door AND she was naked!! opened the door,,,,,she came in......she gave me a big hug and stroked my cock and balls....I reached for her pussy and it was running like a river. I took her to the spare room where I had the MACHINE set up. We got it running and she was moaning as she had several orgasms before she looked like she was going to pass out. She lay there looking at me and smiled. She got up and came over to me then pulled me over to the bed and pushed me down beside the MACHINE and said, " Now.......old man give me the best Birthday fuck you've ever done."
An hour later she walked back out to her car, found her clothes, got dressed and left.
Know what? We never asked each other's name